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Needlessly Jokes

I hate it when people publicly express their opinions needlessly, just seeking attention when nobody cares.

But that's just my opinion.

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A therapist gets a call from their patient saying they are going to kill themselfā€¦

Therapist: Why do you want to kill yourself?

Patient: Because you donā€™t take me seriously, and youā€™re always needlessly pedantic!

Therapist: How would you do it?

Patient: Iā€™m going to jump.

Therapist: Now?

Patient: Yes now! Iā€™m looking at a hundred foot dropā€¦...

Theist: God is real!

Atheist: No, imaginary!

Mathematician: You make this needlessly complex.

If only Africa had more mosquito nets...

then every year we could save millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of aids.

My wife would be upset - (Long)

I was going on my motorbike when I saw a car coming the wrong way on a oneway road. An extremely beautiful woman was at the driving seat. I was so distracted that I had to swerve last minute to avoid the car which led to me losing control and ending up in a ditch next to the road. After a minute or...

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