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Murica Jokes

Happy 4th! Why are there no knock-knock jokes about ‘Murica?

~~because freedom rings~~ because we have no-knock warrants as our pun-ishment of choice.

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Two hillbillies are out for a rip in their pick up truck drinking bottles of beer. Eventually they get pulled over by a cop. The passenger starts freaking, the driver tell him to chill I got this here. He pulls a label off his beer bottle and slaps it on his arm. The cop walks up hey you boys been ...

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The tale of my chinese friend and his struggles

Earlier this year, a chinese family moved into my small town. The family had two twins who were both seniors in my class, Ving and Ling. Ving and his sister Ling were quiet to start off with, but eventually I made good friends with Ving. After talking to him for a few weeks he revealed to me that he...

Asked my co-worker if saw the big news report...

He said which one, The Mac 'n Cheetos announcement or the UK doing something?


True story, from 3 min ago... 'Murica

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