Morel Jokes - 13 Hilarious Morel Jokes

Why did the chef philosopher always put mushrooms in every dish that he made?

He claimed it was a morel imperative.

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A man was deathly allergic to mushrooms. After a huge fight, his wife cooked a mushroom into his dinner. He ate it and died.

The morel of the story.. killed him.

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I was illegally hunting for mushrooms.

I have questionable morels.

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I used to have this amazing device that would lead me to the most delicious mushrooms

But now it seems i've lost my Morel Compass

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Did you hear about the mushroom hunter who was terrible at finding edible mushrooms, so would resort to stealing them from the baskets of other hunters?

He had no morel compass.

Why was the mushroom hunter a good person?

He had really good morels

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Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no [morels](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-att-us&hl=en-US&oe=utf-8&safe=images&q=morel+mushrooms&source=browser-suggest&qsubts=1457412200783&action=devloc).

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Mushrooms are the most virtuous of fungi...

they have the best morels.

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Why did the thief Rob a mushroom store?

Because he had no morels.

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Did you hear about the sketchy mushroom vendor?

He has no Morels

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Why are books about mushrooms so confusing?

They have too many different morels.

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Honestly I don't like mushroom hunters

Some are nice, others just don't have any morels....

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When the fly drops 6 inches

So there's this fly, hovering above a river. Inside this river is a fish. The fish sees the fly hovering up above him and thinks, if that fly drops six inches I could swim up and eat it and have me some lunch.

Meanwhile off in the distance, a bear walks by. He sees the fish and he sees the fl...

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