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Mopeds Jokes

How are fat girls and mopeds alike?

They're both fun to ride until your friends find out

Big girls are like mopeds

I'll get drunk and wreck them too.

MOPEDS AND FAT LADIES

What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common?

They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one.

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Mopeds are for men who want to ride motorcycles

but prefer to feel the wind on their vaginas

The talking horse

A man is riding his moped on a dark evening along the countryside. At some point his moped's engine starts to stutter and dies. He's now forced to push his moped along this poorly lit road all the way till he gets home.

At some point, somewhere out of the dark, he hears a voice yelling "greas...

The Race!

Johnny was 16 years old and wanted a motorcycle really bad. But his parents said he couldn't get one until he graduated from high school. So, he saved up all his money, and when graduation day came, he threw his graduate cap up in the air and walked right down to the nearest Harley Davidson dealer a...

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Male chauvinist pig jokes.

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

Wha t are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Internet
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman

How are fat girls and mopeds alike?...

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