[long] A guy is driving his brand new Ferrari down the streets
A guy is driving his brand new Ferrari down the streets, as he stops at a trafic light, he recognizes an old friend from high shcool driving a barely functionning Fiero. The guy can't resist making fun of his old classmate and his apparent bad luck with money.
*"Hey Mitch, it's been a long ti...
An eldrely pilot flies to Berlin.
An elderly pilot flies a private plane to Berlin. He lands, but gets lost on the taxiway. So he panics, stops the engine, and a massive jam builds up.
The trafic controller asks him angrily over the radio, "Did you ever fly to Berlin before?"
The pilot answers, "I did a few times in ...