How does the cow own the dance floor at barnyard parties?

He's got the moos like Jagger.

what is the difference between a sad ghost and an angry cow?

one boos sadly the other moos madly

What did Donald Trump say to the cow?

Fake moos!

I'm not gonna lie, my girlfriend is a cow. But there's something intriguing about her...

She moos in mysterious ways

What newspaper do cattle read?

The Daily Moos.

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