Moos Jokes - 7 Hilarious Moos Jokes

A cowboy approaches this farmer and asks for a job...

... The farmer tells the cowboy that he has no vacancies - yet if the cowboy could do something special, he might consider.
The cowboy says: „Well, sir, I understand animals.“
„Ha,“ the farmer says, „how many times have I heard that before…“
In this moment, a cow moos from behind a s...

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A Father is driving home with his child in the back seat

The boy looks out the window and, seeing a field full of cows, excitedly says to his father;

“Dad! Look! Moo moos!”

His father looks angrily in the rear view mirror and says

“They’re not called moo moos! They’re cows! Say it properly!”

The boy replies quietly “cows, dad.”...

How does the cow own the dance floor at barnyard parties?

He's got the moos like Jagger.

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what is the difference between a sad ghost and an angry cow?

one boos sadly the other moos madly

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What did Donald Trump say to the cow?

Fake moos!

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I'm not gonna lie, my girlfriend is a cow. But there's something intriguing about her...

She moos in mysterious ways

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What newspaper do cattle read?

The Daily Moos.

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