Monkey Pox Jokes - 3 Hilarious Monkey Pox Jokes

I'm vaccinated against chicken pox AND monkey pox.

I'm 2Pox Secure.

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I must have that new Monkey Pox virus :(

I think Im going bananas

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This is my first joke. Be nice!

A doctor says grimly to a patient, "You are a very sick man. You've been diagnosed with covid, monkey pox, swine flu, Ebola, and bubonic plague all at the same time."

"Is there anything that can be done to help me?" asks the patient.

"Amazingly, there is," says the doctor. "First, we'...

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