Mojitos Jokes - 3 Hilarious Mojitos Jokes

"Sorry, we don't serve mojitos here" says the bartender.

The dejected mojito gets up and leaves the bar.

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Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

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Three guys walk into a wizard's bar

They are greeted by an old man with a long beard at the bar who introduces himself as the bartender.

"Tonight only, for just $100, you can have an endless glass of anything in this bar!"

"Yeah right!" The first guy says. "Bet you can't get me an endless, cold Moosehead!"

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