The only thing flat earthers fear...

... is sphere itself.

Why are there no highly credited esteemed flat-earthers?

Because flattery will get you nowhere.

Whats the differerence between a flat earther and a knife?

A knife has a point

My flat-Earther friend said he would walk to the end of the Earth to prove his point. -

Eventually, he came around.

What do flat-earthers call global warming?

Toast

I was a flat earther for 4 years

Then I turned 5

I once debated with a flat earther, he got so mad he vowed to walk to the edge of the to prove it.

He'll come round eventually.

How do you get a flat-earther out of your life for good?

Send them to the naughty corner of the world.

What is the difference between Q followers and flat earthers?

At least the earth exists!

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A flat earther as your Secret Santa

A bunch of employees participate in the annual Secret Santa exchange. They all draw a name from the hat. They all say what they want as presents.

A woman stands up and jokingly says “I want a bra for my big globes.”

A man in a serious manner replies “I’ll get you a boob job instead.”

Man I swear to god, Flat Earthers are just so annoying.

Like sometimes their theories are so wild they just push me off the edge.

Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.

It's a Thor subject for them.

Let’s stop hating on flat earthers

We shouldn’t make fun of the mentally challenged

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Why are the flat earthers always at the butt end of a joke?

Cos all their arguments fall flat.

Flat earthers are very worried about the COVID-19 pandemic.

They are afraid that social distancing measures may push people over the edge.

A flat-Earther died, and to his surprise found himself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven

A flat-Earther died, and to his surprise found himself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven. God himself was there and told him he would be happy to answer any questions the man might have - about anything across the entirety of Space and Time.
So of course the man said - "Was I ...

What do a kinky lawyer and a flat earther have in common?

Pulling evidence out if their ass

My friend gets really upset when I call him a flat-Earther

He says the correct term is bulldozer operator.

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Today a flat earther friend of mine told me the earth was as as flat as my sense of humor.

I told him his girlfriends ass would've been a better comparison.

The real reason for the missing of many flat-earthers in recent weeks as suggested by their friends of similar thought

The Flat Earth Society has reported that the 6 foot social distancing measures have led to the pushing of some of their members over the edge.

How many flat-earthers does it take to draw an arrow?

None. They can't make a point.

I am a flat-earther

In fact I have many flat earther friends...’round the world

A flat-earther's greatest fear is...

Sphere itself.

A flat earther snuck into a physics seminar

While the speaker was giving speech on recent development about gravity, flat earther shouted


" Why do you even think that gravity is real? "



Speaker dropped the mic.

Why did the flat-earther couple break up?

They drove each other to the edge.

A particularly open-minded flat-earther started out on a journey, and decided he wouldn't stop traveling until he found evidence to convince him to change his worldview.

And eventually he came around.

How does a redditor get karma when they don't deserve it?

Piece of ca.....I'm just kidding they ask what's a flat earther's favorite Christmas decoration?

Their s'no globe.

Covid 19 has been realy stressful for Flat Earthers

They fear that quarantine could push people off the edge

>!I apologize cause I completely ripped this off someone else's twitter!<

Why do Flat-Earthers enjoy the quarantine?

They finally get to flatten the curve.

Why do flat earthers enjoy talking to flight instructors?

they tell them 5G might make them sick.

Flat earthers are not very fond of the 2 metre distanceing

They claim its pushing some of their members over the edge.

How to make flat earther's believe in the globe earth...

Believe in the globe earth...

I said, believe the globe earth...

"Simon says"
Believe the globe earth!

Why can’t flat earthers practice social distancing?

They would run out of room and fall off the edge.

Why can't you depend on flat earthers?

Because they're never around.

A Vegan, and Anti-Vaxxer and a Flat Earther walk into a bar

I know that because they told everyone 5 minutes after walking in.

Do you know how flat-earthers call 2020?

Panic! At The Disc

It’s surprising flat earthers are still using money.

You’d think they’d have concern over it making the world go round.

What do you say when you meet a flat-earther?

You're not from round here are ya?

I want to argue with flat earthers but...

I just feel like we're not on a level playing field

The Only Thing Flat-Earthers Fear

Is Sphere Itself.

my only joke i've ever came up with and it flat-out sucks.

no way around it.

I wasn't always a Flat Earther. In fact, I used to believe the Earth was round...

...until your mom sat on it.

Two flat earthers die and go to heaven. At the pearly gates they have the chance to ask god any questions they want and get truthful answers, so one flat earther asks god "is the earth flat?" to which god answers "No."

The flat earther looks at the other and says "this goes higher than we thought".

I am also a proud antivaxx mother, flat earther, Trump enthusiast and know for a fact climate change isnt real.

There's no punchline, ive already told you the joke.

A buddy of mine is one of those “flat Earther’s.” He said he’s angry and going to the edge.

I have a feeling he’ll come around.

What do aliens call an American who couldn't cross the road?

A flat earther.

Tweet: "There are flat earthers all around the globe"

Posted by: Flat Earth Society.

There is a new reality show where flat earthers try to travel to the edge of the world.

Unfortunately the finale is not a cliff hanger.

I like to debate flat earthers

I will go to no ends to shut them up

Why don't Flat Earthers care if they're having a bad day?

They're always on top of the world

The only thing round earthers have to fear...

...is nuclear war. That’ll flatten things pretty quickly.

Flat earthers used to think that the earth was round

But since then they've really ironed out their theory

A flat earther was asked to describe fear...

They said there was nothing to fear but sphere itself.

What if we tell the flat earthers that the answers they are looking for are in Area 51

Then that way we get to watch people storm Area 51 and no one dies that anyone cares about!

How many flat Earthers does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

All of them. But they will still fail to get the lights on and they'll just blame NASA for faking working lightbulbs.

Flat Earthers say we’ve never truly seen real pictures of the earth

but I’ve never seen my dad and I know he’s real

I had an argument with a flat earther once, I'm thinking of getting in touch with him again

I'm looking forward to round 2

An anti-vaxxer, a flat-earther and a holocaust denier walked into a bar

but got turned down by the bartender.

What would be a terrifying game show for flat-earthers?

Sphere Factor

Flat-Earthers believe in karma, too. They be like ' What goes around....

comes across'.

Flat-Earthers always change what they say about the Flat Earth for their convenience. Luckily there aren't any other groups that do that.

Thank God.

Just found out today my boyfriend is a flat Earther

No wonder he never comes around

Why couldn't the flat-Earther fit his luggage in his car?

No space.

What’s the difference between a flat-earther and an anti-vaxxer?

Their google searches.

Honestly, I've never seen a flat earther. Maybe it's because they're two one dimensional.

Ba-dum-tisssh!

Imagin you are walking along the boardwalk in New Jersey when you see an anti-vaxxer and a flat-earther drowning in the ocean...

do you grab dinner before you go to the movies or see the movie first?

Me: The Earth is not flat

Fiat Earther: Yes


Me:???


Fiat Earther: Its shaped like an Italian car


Me: What?


Fiat Earther: You read my name wrong,didn't you?

When a flat-earther finds conclusive evidence against their beliefs...

...it’s important for them to know that it’s not the end of the world.

What do you get when you combine a flat earther and their arrogance?

Flatulence.

Geocentrists and Flat-Earthers are so selfish.

They think the whole universe revolves around them.

What does a flat-earther do with a ball?

He plays Frisbee!

Flat Earthers

It's funny making a flat earth beliver angry, but if you push them over the edge then you're only proving them right.

What do you call an MTG player who's also a flat-earther?

A planeswalker.

We staged an intervention with our flat-earther friend.

He said he felt cornered.

If there was a reality show about flat-earthers trying to find the edge of the world

The ending would be a cliffhanger.

An anti-vax mom and a flat-earther dad were having a friendly chat with their neighbor

The neighbor says, "Well I have to go but send my best wishes to the kids. Tell them I hope they can shoot for the moon."

The mom rather embarrassed says, "I'm sorry... In our family we don't allow shots at the moon."

How do you save a flat earther who's falling?

You don't because gravity doesn't exist.

Did you hear about the Flat Earther who went skydiving?

He landed on a plane.

This sub is overdoing it with the flat earther jokes...

... you're pushing them over the edge.

If a flat earther and antivax mom were both drowning...

what sandwich would you make?

What's a flat-earther's least favorite gun?

A revolver.

There must be flat-earthers at Microsoft.

Or why would one call a browser for the worldwide web Edge?

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After I spend time convincing Flat Earther's that the Earth is in fact a sphere, I give them an orgasm.

You could say I make them come around

A flat-earther walks into a bar.

A flat-earther walks into a bar and orders a drink.

The bartender say "Sorry we can't serve you alcohol. You can't afford to lose any more brain cells".

A Flat-Earther is lost at sea when he sees a boat off in the distance

then it disappears.

Riddle: A flat-earther and a round-earther enter a maze at the same time. They each have a compass, and both know that the exit is on the North end of the maze. Which one exits the maze first?

The round-earther exits first, because the flat-earther died of measles while inside.

What's denser than a neutron star?

A Flat Earther

What is the worst thing about flat earthers?

They're becoming a global problem.

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A friend once asked what I would do if my child turned out to be a flat-earther and I was dumbfounded

Still amazed that there are dumb nuts out there who think the planet is round and shit.

I asked a Flat Earther to tell me what the volume of the Earth was but he couldn't give me a good answer.

There was a significant rounding error.

Flat Earthers keep telling me I don't have proof the Earth is round because I've never seen it with my own eyes.

I get a bit confused, because I've definitely seen your mom before.

Flat-earthers have only one fear.

Getting buried too deep.

Why don't flat earther's go to college?

They're afraid of coming out 'well rounded'

Why does everyone try to discredit Flat Earthers?

It's like there's a global conspiracy.

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