Earther Jokes

In the end, he came around.

on a plane

he stormed off saying he'd walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.

He'll come around, eventually.

Is Sphere Itself.

He says the correct term is bulldozer operator.

Then I turned 5

They are afraid that social distancing measures may push people over the edge.

fiat earther: correct

me: huh?

fiat earther: it’s the shape of an Italian car

me: what?

fiat earther: you read my name wrong didn’t you?

Because flattery will get you nowhere.

Is Sphere Itself.

my only joke i've ever came up with and it flat-out sucks.

no way around it.

A life long Flat Earther named Greg dies and goes to Heaven.

Upon arrival at the Pearly Gates he meets St Peter who says "Welcome to Heaven Greg, today is your lucky day you're one of hundred people who can ask a question to God

Greg: Can I ask him anything?

St Peter: Anything ... read more

Foucault.

I told him I didn’t believe him.
He said he would video himself walking to the edge of the world.
He’ll come around eventually.

A flat-Earther died, and to his surprise found himself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven. God himself was there and told him he would be happy to answer any questions the man might have - about anything across the entirety of Space and Time.
So of course the man said - "Was I ... read more

A knife has a point

It's funny making a flat earth beliver angry, but if you push them over the edge then you're only proving them right.

"Not only is this world flat as the map truly shows it to be but all the places and physical features are also fictional!" He says

"Why do you think that?" Someone asks

"Because in the key on the side it says everything is a legend."

He arrives in heaven and is met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
“You’ve lived your life free from sin and because of this, we welcome you into heaven my child.” Says Saint Peter.

The flat-Earther breathes a sigh of relief and starts to make his way through the gates of heaven. Before h... read more

Because there is always a rounding error.

The flat earther looks at the other and says "this goes higher than we thought".

...is nuclear war. That’ll flatten things pretty quickly.

A flat Earther dies while trying to fly in a homemade rocket and goes to heaven. There he meets up with God and says, "Oh Supreme Lord!! Tell me with utmost honesty. Is Earth round or flat ? "

God replies, "It is round, my dear child."

The flat earther thinks, " Wow ! This whole thing ... read more

What's on the other side of the disk?

You're not from round here are ya?

You’d think they’d have concern over it making the world go round.

Until they burried your mom beneath it.

Spheremint

The surface of the earth is approx 70% water. None of it is carbonated, thus proving the earth is flat.

I have a feeling he’ll come around.

A Globe-a-phobe.

They don't believe it.

In fact I have many flat earther friends...’round the world

While the speaker was giving speech on recent development about gravity, flat earther shouted


" Why do you even think that gravity is real? "



Speaker dropped the mic.

They're both completely irrational.

Because if the Earth is round, their world would be pointless

Just push ‘em off the edge.

Half of the so-called “continents” are missing.

Land's End

You can't reach them with fax.

I know because they told everyone in 5 minutes.

When the flat earther realized he was losing the argument he starts walking away. The round earther faces the other direction and says "I'll see you around"

…like what thanksgiving is to a turkey

He landed on a plane.

They make me feel more intelligent

that the Earth is Flat

Toast

They're just not on the same level.

They drove each other to the edge.

I will go to no ends to shut them up

Pulling evidence out if their ass

...until your mom sat on it.

They said there was nothing to fear but sphere itself.

He plays Frisbee!

... you're pushing them over the edge.

I just feel like we're not on a level playing field

But I heard that there is a learning curve.

No wonder he never comes around

No space.

They finally get to flatten the curve.

He said he felt cornered.

just because they have brain damage doesn't mean we get to make fun of them

...it’s important for them to know that it’s not the end of the world.

At least the earth exists!

Panic! At The Disc

None. They can't make a point.

He was wrong on so many levels.

Because they're never around.

there is a reason why shoes with Velcro straps come in adult size.

they tell them 5G might make them sick.

They would run out of room and fall off the edge.

Their google searches.

A politician fools the people and a flat earther fools himself

Because of the recent Arctic cold snap. Delta Airlines has been hiring de-icers in their Atlanta hub for the expected crowds at SuperBowl. Most of the jobs have been going to Flat Earthers, because by definition, they don't believe in *Global* Warming but are fine with Plane Warming.

I invited my flat-earther friend to play basketball.
He brought a frisbee with him.

He suffers from very sphere delusions.

A no-sphere-atu

It's like there's a global conspiracy.

He didn't believe in golden globes.

They think the whole universe revolves around them.

Because it challenges their world view.

Is Sphere, Itself.

my favorite joke ive ever created... and the only one...

A revolver.

Posted by: Flat Earth Society.

It's a Thor subject for them.

A planeswalker.

Flatulence.

The Flat Earth Society has reported that the 6 foot social distancing measures have led to the pushing of some of their members over the edge.

but got turned down by the bartender.