Melania Trump Jokes

Sorry guys this one's a repost

Thanks, Obama.

She doesn't want to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood.

The biggest winner is Melania Trump. She can now call herself The First Lady instead of The Third Wife.

They both made fortunes just by playing with orange balls.

But no one criticized Laura Bush for wanting to teach kids how to read

"I bought Donald a parrot for his birthday. That bird is so smart, Donald has already taught him to say more than two hundred words!"

“Wow, that’s impressive," said Tillerson, "but, you do realize he just speaks the words. He doesn't really understand what they all mean.”

"Oh, I know"... read more

Because he couldn’t get an insurrection

and asks him to lift a curse that a priest put on her many years ago. The wizard says he can help her, but he needs to know the exact words of the curse.

"I now pronounce you man and wife," she says.

They're both getting screwed by Donald Trump and neither one of them is happy about it.

I came up with this last night, but it might be a repost.

First natural wood she's seen in years.

Donald is screwing America.

A gemologist knows what hard feels like.

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run... read more

It was read aloud by Michelle Obama.

Michelle Obama gives a speech when her husband is being nominated, and the media is generally positive. Melania Trump gives the exact same speech, and the media pretends it's some kind of scandal.

Both are experts in dating fossils.

The FBI is still coming for President Trump.

(Fixed the typo...)

Both like to copy stuff and say them again

Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V

He’s away campaigning.

Because there’s no orange in cider.

And after her speech I now see why Donald says that "all immigrants are thieves"

A copy of everything Michelle Obama had on her list

License and registration, please.

Jackie Kennedy’s: Take your shot

When he arrives, he is greeted by the devil.

The devil says that there are 3 other people here that have done less bad than Trump, so Trump gets to decide which one goes to heaven so he can take their place.

The devil opens 3 doors, the first door has Richard Nixon in it. Nixon is swim... read more

for example Melania Trump

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