If Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, Bill Barr, Stephen Miller, and Jared Kushner we're on Air Force One together and the plane were to suddenly crash, who would survive?
The United States of America.
Rudy Giuliani and a peanut were walking down the street.
One of them was assaulted.
What do me and Rudy Giuliani have in common?
Neither of us are allowed to practice law in New York.
Rudy Giuliani house was searched
So federal investigators searched Giuliano's house today. I thought they would find hair dye, but they didn't. I guess it ran.
What does Rudy Giuliani say to Trump when he can’t hear him?
Pardon me?
Why did Rudy Giuliani fart at the hearing
Since he didn't have clear evidence for fraudulence, he decided to provide a clear evidence of flatulence
It's hard to find someone like Rudy Giuliani.
He's a real ride or dye.
After watching Rudy Giuliani press conference it's safe to say....
He is definitely Donald Trump's ride or dye.
Doctors say Rudy Giuliani's white blood cells count was low
but he’s demanding a recount.
Guess what Rudy Giuliani is going to be for Halloween this year??
Hand Stroker’s Drunkula
Did you hear that Rudy Giuliani has proof of fake ballots and fraud? He says he found a whole stack of 'em.
Yeah, and he's going to be turning them in soon. He just finished printing them, and is waiting for the ink to dry.
Rudy Giuliani is such a bad defense attorney that.....
He would have gotten an innocent WHITE man convicted.
Or you could say,
He would have gotten Brock Turner jail time.
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I feel like Rudy Giuliani's press conference at a landscaping company between a dildo store and a crematorium is still relevant because...
Trump's effort to overturn the election is somewhere between fucked and dead.
Chance The Rapper endorses the President and Rudy Giuliani, announces his full support of their voter fraud campaign.
Correction: Chance the Total Landscaper
Joke about it all you want, but Rudy Giuliani is prepared to fight election fraud all the way up to the Supreme ...
... Courtyard by Marriott
Why was the press conference booked at Four Seasons Landscaping instead of the hotel?
To keep Rudy Giuliani's hands free
I got a speeding ticket last month and took it to court
Rudy Giuliani was my lawyer and plead me down to second degree murder
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