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Meat Substitute Jokes

why did the soy based meat substitute cross the road?

to prove it wasn't chicken

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What do tofu and a dildo have in common?

They’re both meat substitutes

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What do a dildo and soybeans have in common?

They're both used as a meat substitute.

odd one out.

Which is the odd one out.?

a pound of beef mince.

a pound of soya mince,

or a vibrator.?

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.Answer the beef mince, the other two are meat substitutes.

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What's the difference between hungry and horny?

Where you put the meat.

Also.....


What's similar between dildo and sushi?

Both are meat substitutes.


K imma go, this has been too meaty.

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