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Why don't the rabbits make noise during sex?

Because they have fluffy balls.

Why didn’t the pterodactyl make noise when it went to the bathroom?

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Because the P is silent.

My fridge has an annoying habit to make noise if I leave it open too long

I wish it would just chill

Bear PSA

The National Park Rangers are advising hikers and campers in National Parks to be alert for bears and take extra precautions to avoid an encounter.

They advise park visitors to wear little bells on their clothes so they make noise when hiking. The bell noise allows bears to hear them coming f...

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Married couple couldn’t sleep

There was once this married couple that lived next to a farm.

They’ve always wanted to live in a rural area because it would allow them to escape the madness of a big boomin’ city.

However, one night when they were sleeping, a rooster starting going crazy and making all of this noise...

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John arrives in heaven and...

...at the entrance St. Peter shows him a high, high-rise building where he must enter.

The problem is that the building does not have an elevator so they slowly take the stairs.

On the first floor there is a corridor with doors on both sides and from all rooms there can be heard religi...

People are like drums.

They make noise when you hit them with sticks.

You know you shouldn't have bought that second-hand car when...

...the only thing that doesn't make noise, is the horn.

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As told to me by an indian bus driver overseas...

Why don't rabbits make noise when they fuck?

Because they have cotton balls.


Apologies if it's a repost.

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A NSFW joke I was told at work.

There a 3rd grade teacher and she is having her students make noises that farm animals do. She asks a white girl, "What sound does a cow make?" The girls responds, "Mooo." The teacher says, "Wonderful that is exactly right." The teacher then asks a Black kid, " What sound does a pig make?" He says, ...

A penguin is driving on a hot summer day when his car...

... suddenly starts to make noises and smoke out from under the hood. The penguin coasts into the service space and stops at the garage.

The mechanic there tells the penguin it's going to take a bit of time to see what the problem is, and starts working on the car, so our penguin shuffles out...

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Men vacuum the same way they have sex

They just put the plug in, make noises for 3 minutes, then collapses on the couch and thinks that the wife should only be delighted.

An old lady visits her doctor

An old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this little problem with gas, I have a really poor digestion and really fart a lot. But it really doesn't bother me too much as my farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here ...

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