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Make Noise Jokes

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Why don't rabbits make noise when they're having sex?

Cotton balls.

Why didn’t the pterodactyl make noise when it went to the bathroom?

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Because the P is silent.

My fridge has an annoying habit to make noise if I leave it open too long

I wish it would just chill

Two friends, dead drunk, are on their way home, one says to the other, go up to my house for the last drink...

They enter the house, the owner of the house asks his friend not to make noise, so as not to wake his wife, and goes to the kitchen to get beers.
Meanwhile, the friend left alone, hears noises coming from the bedroom, looks out and takes a peek into the bedroom, sees his friend's wife in bed wi...

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