Mahi Mahi Jokes

A user enters a chat room for battered women. They immediately type that their husband forces her to lie around on the beach in Tahiti and eat lobster, mahi mahi, crab and shrimp. The new user is flagged by the other battered women with real problems and the mods block this low level troll. The n... read more

After waiting in line, she gets to the counter and points to the fish in the display cooler.

The fish guy says "Mahi mahi, good choice, how many pounds?"

She shakes her head and points again, and he says, "catfish! Great choice, very fresh today, how many pounds?"

She shakes her... read more