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Everybody Knows Somebody Called DAVE.

Dave is an advertising executive in L.A., who is always boasting that he knows EVERYONE on the planet, & they all know him.

His colleagues love hearing his stories about this celebrity, or that politician. However, his boss doesn't believe a word & challenges him to prove his boasts....

Jesse

So Trump is standing next to Jesse Jackson in the west wing restroom at the urinals. Trump glances down "And says "Wow how did it get so long?" Jesse says "My ancestors would take it out every day and knock it against a tree to make it long and limber. These days I just knock it against the bedpost ...

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