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Machina Jokes

Q. Why won't Ex Machina still be a popular movie in twenty years?

A. The robots wont let us watch it.

A rodent just crawled out of my computer.

It's a genuine case of degus ex machina.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A robot priest, an assassin, and his target walk into a bar

The assassin goes in for the kill, but the robot notices he has a knife, however, there's not much he can do - He's a rusty robot already, so he prays.

The assassin, now really close to the target, tries to stab the target. Suddenly, an angelic hand appears and stops him at the last moment. T...

LHC (Large Hadron Collider)

When LHC discovered Higgs Boson, it literally became deus ex machina.

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