Aragorn and Legolas walk into a bar.

Gimli laughs and walks under it.

Eldarion, son of Aragorn, High King of the Reunited Kingdom, was bored.

In a time of peace, there was not much to do, and he was long tired of his jesters. So he called for all of his subordinates, and announced a new prestigious title to which all are given candidacy; the title of “Duke of the Best Joke”.

 

Not wanting to disappoint, Finance Mini...

When Arwen and Aragorn got married...

was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

*edit Thanks Kikifoun_Unui...
not my main language T_T

Fellowship of the ring

As the fellowship of the ring was being formed Bilbo had been eavisdropping outside of the meeting, not being able to help his curiosity.
He had heard young Frodo take upon himself the burden of the ring, Sam, Merry and Pippin joining him on the foolish quest. Aragorn, Gimli, Legolas and Boromir ...

I wanted to tell a Lord of the Rings joke....

but all the good ones Aragorn

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