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Me: Ah, listen to those birds tweeting - it's so lovely to share our home with all of nature

Also me: Die you bloody ants, die - how dare you try to invade our private living space!

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Hitler would be a bad genie.

Because despite having unlimited power, he can't handle itty bitty living space.

A Jewish man dies and goes to hell...

He’s greeted by the devil as soon as he gets there. “Welcome!” The devil has a massive grin on his face, puts his arm around the guy and starts to show him Hell. “Over here you see we have a multitude of mansions for you to pick from, or create any kind of living space you so dream of. In hell, you ...

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