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Living Things Jokes

What's the science of classifying living things?

Racism.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Male or Female non-living objects... You might not know this, but a lot of non-living things are remarkably similar to men and women.

**FREEZER BAGS**: These are male because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

**PHOTOCOPIERS:** These are female, because once turned off, it takes

**TIRES**: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

**HOT AIR BALLOONS**: Al...

Why does no one believe me that hyperboles are living things

I've seen millions of them

School Shooters are like fishermen

They both pick off living things in schools

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