Somewhere in Carpathian Mountains (translated from Ukrainian)

Somewhere in Carpathian Mountains in Western Ukraine a guy gets pulled over by a policeman. After checking his papers, the policeman asks the driver to pop the trunk for him. In there he discovers a heavily mutilated body parts of what used to be a human being.

— What is this?
— A Russian....

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Two nuns are driving through the Carpathian Mountains late at night.

When suddenly, illuminated by the lightning, a vampire appears before the car, fangs bared and eyes glowing red.

The first nun turns to the other, 'Oh no! Sister Magda! Quick! Show him your cross!'

Sister Magda winds down the window, leans out and bellows 'Get out of the fucking road, ...

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Two friends were out camping in the Carpathian Mountains

Dave, You asleep?

I was before you woke me, the fuck you want Bob?

Dave, tell me what you see?

Dave: I see the moon

Bob: And?

Dave: And it's full!

Bob: What else do you see?

Dave:I see the big dipper

Bob:And?

Dave: I see the little dipp...

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see.

(best read in Yanosh's voice)

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