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Linux User Jokes

A Linux user, a vegan, and an atheist walk into a bar....

I know because they told everybody there

What did the Dalek say when it shot the Linux user?

xterm-inate!

How would you spot a linux user?

Don't worry they will tell you themselves!

What is a Linux user's favorite game?

sudo ku

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Why shouldn't you have sex with Linux users?

Open sores.

What do you call a group of Linux users?

*Club Penguin.*

Tech Joke: Changing a light bulb

A window user, a Linux user and an apple user all need to change a lightbulb in their respective homes. They split up and the windows and apple user meet back up 5 minutes later

Windows User: Did you get it fixed?

Apple user: No, it can't be cganged so I need to find a new house; how a...

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