Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes

George Clooney said, "I'll direct."

Dicaprio said, "I'll produce."

And Matthew McConaughey said, "I'll write, I'll write, I'll write."

They’re all so childish..

Because he finally got it

In related news, Leonardo DiCaprio said he is no longer interested in seeing it.

19 and easy to spread

Why you ask? Beacause it's turning 25 this year..

Oscar

im so sorry

A long term relationship.

Bride and Groomer

To demonstrate this, he's now dating Pete Davidson

Of course, they are going to need roles for each other, but none of them can decide what they want to do. They argue over this for hours, until Leonardo finally decides he wants to direct, since he is the best with cameras. Eventually, Brad Pitt decides he wants to produce, since he’s the one with t... read more

Today Google is 25 years old, which means that Leonardo DiCaprio won't use it anymore.

DiCapritation

He has a dream job.

26+ Cause then you don't have to worry about Leonardo DiCaprio stealing your girlfriend.

I just remind myself that I've won just as many Oscars as Leonardo Dicaprio

Because now it's more than thirty years old, Leonardo DiCaprio isn't interested any more.

Four famous actors get together and decide to dress up as famous artists for Halloween.

Leonardo DiCaprio says he'll go as Da Vinci since they have the same first name.

Tom Cruise says he'll go as Van Gogh so they have two painters.

Bill Murray says he'll go as Beethoven since h... read more

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

They made me follow Leonardo DiCaprio around for 6 hours carrying his water bottle which was exhausting.

They made me floss between Tom Cruise's toes which was humiliating.

But when they made me spank Dwayne Johnson...

That's when I knew I'd hit rock bottom.

(edit: no lon... read more

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

- Well, I entered the office, found a man sitting on a large black leather chair with feet resting on the table.

He pointed towards his laptop, asked me to take it and go outside then come back and try to sell him the laptop.
He thought himself some Leonardo DiCaprio in Wolf of Wall Stree... read more

A group of actors old and new are hanging out talking about their plans and what they're going to be dressed up as. Among them are Nic Cage, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Leonardo Dicaprio. The trio are huddled together as all three still haven't decided on a costume!
"We should plan something as a... read more

an extremely black african man is trying to get to europe, he makes a fake passport with leonardo dicaprio's name and photo, at the airport the Airport Agent checks the man's passport and he is confused, he looks at the man's face again and rechecks the passort, still confused he calls his coworker ... read more

It is known for upholding a number of very picky rules, notably a strict dress code.

Justin Timberlake walks to the door wearing a sports coat and khakis. The bouncer says, "You didn't meet the dress code. Please leave."

Leonardo Dicaprio walks to the door wearing a collared shirt, for... read more

Leonardo DiCaprio: [spits it out]