Lemony Jokes

Three sinners walk into a Catholic church wanting to be saved.

The priest tells them "go out, commit a sin, come back tomorrow, tell us your sin and then drink this holy water and you will be saved."

They all leave and commit a sin.

The next day they all come back to the churc... read more

Back in the 80's, the Coca-Cola company sold Sup, a combination of Sprite, 7 Up, and a secret ingredient that was never revealed. It was a beloved beverage that was unfortunately discontinued within a couple months and without any intention of going back on store shelves. People started buying Sup l... read more