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Pratchett Jokes

Terry Pratchett fans, help me out here: Is Offler supposed to be *literally* a crocodile?

Or is it an allegory?

"All the shops have been smashed open, there was a whole bunch of people across the street helping themselves to musical instruments, can you believe that?"

"Yeah," said Rincewind. "Luters, I expect."

* Terry Pratchett, *The Light Fantastic*

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day

Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.


(Credit to Terry Pratchett)

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