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Laundry Machine Jokes

Did you hear about the thousands of laundry machines that were found on the beach?

They washed a shore...

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

What's a laundry machine's favourite chocolate?

Lindt

My dishwasher and laundry machine broke today.

We had to rush her to the hospital immediately.

I used to be a millionaire

But i learned money laundering isn't putting all your money in the laundry machine.

What’s the difference between whites and blacks?

They require different laundry machine settings.

A man inherits a priceless coin collection...

from his deceased grandfather. One day a friend of the grandfather sees the grandson and asks him about the collection.

"Oh that? None of those coins worked in the laundromat, so I swapped each one of them for a shiny new coin at the bank." The grandson replies.

"You did what?!" The ol...

A guy walks in to an appliance store

And the salesman immediately approaches him saying:

"Sir, would you be interested in a 4K Super smart tv with a voice remote, connection to youtube,netflix and social sites and instant access to thousands of channels around the world"

"Okay... For how much?"

"ONLY 5 dollars" - S...
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