Dave Grohl Jokes - 10 Hilarious Dave Grohl Jokes

Dave Grohl’s kid: Dad, these cakes you made for the school fundraiser are great, but we’re one short.

Dave Grohl: I’VE GOT ANOTHER CONFECTION TO MAKE!

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Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

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Mr. T was asked for his comments before his celebrity boxing match with Dave Grohl, he responded with

"I pity the Foo"

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Did you hear that Dave Grohl died?

He ate a poisonous banana, It was a Grave Dole....

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What's Dave Grohl's favorite cut of chicken?

The breast, the breast, the breast, the breast...

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his GoPro into the ocean?

There Goes My Hero!

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I heard Dave Grohl is making a new misogynistic otaku themed band

They're called the Wai-Foo Fighters

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What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek takeout?

There goes my gyro!!!!!

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I went down to the deli the other day.

I went down to the deli the other day and got myself a sub sandwich. I walked out of the store and towards the park, and I was just about to take my first bite, when out of nowhere, Dave Grohl ran up behind me and snatched it from my grasp. I knew I couldn't outrun him, so I just shook my fist and t...

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What was the last thing the drummer said to the band?

Listen to this guys I wrote us a song.

-curtesy of Dave Grohl

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