I wanna tell you a joke about a girl who only eats plants.
You’ve probably never heard of herbivore.
What do you call music written by a guy about a girl?
A simphony
You can tell a lot about a girl just from looking at her ankles
For example, if they’re behind her head, she likes you.
Last night, I watched a TV show about a girl who was bleeding uncontrollably.
It was a period drama.
I saw people laughing about a girl that fell down some stairs
They really took it a step too far
You can tell a lot about a girl from her feet
If they are pointed away from you during a conversation she might not like you. If they are pointed at you that's a good sign, if they are behind her ears she definitely likes you.
I've heard about a girl called Anne Frank...
Anne Frankly, I can't believe she died that early into her life.
There was something so attractive about a girl I once dated
But I couldn't put my finger on it.
I overheard two people talking about a girl who can control things with her mind
I asked my friend what he thought
He said he’s seen stranger things
I'm writing a TV show about a girl named Abigail who moves to the big city
It's called Downtown Abbie.
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