About A Girl Jokes - 13 Hilarious About A Girl Jokes

I wanna tell you a joke about a girl who only eats plants.

You’ve probably never heard of herbivore.

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You know the thing about a girl who does anal on the first date?

It’s easy to slide into her BM’s.

What do you call music written by a guy about a girl?

A simphony

You can tell a lot about a girl just from looking at her ankles

For example, if they’re behind her head, she likes you.

Last night, I watched a TV show about a girl who was bleeding uncontrollably.

It was a period drama.

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What can you say about a girl who only sucks average size penises?

She sucks a mean dick...

I saw people laughing about a girl that fell down some stairs

They really took it a step too far

You can tell a lot about a girl from her feet

If they are pointed away from you during a conversation she might not like you. If they are pointed at you that's a good sign, if they are behind her ears she definitely likes you.

I've heard about a girl called Anne Frank...

Anne Frankly, I can't believe she died that early into her life.

There was something so attractive about a girl I once dated

But I couldn't put my finger on it.

I overheard two people talking about a girl who can control things with her mind

I asked my friend what he thought

He said he’s seen stranger things

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A man at the bar was telling his friends about a girl tied to the train tracks...

She screamed for help. The man waited a bit, then he quickly untied her. He then told his friends about the hot sex both of them right after he untied her. He was describing all the positions they did it in. Then one of his friends asked:
-“Did she give you head”
To that he man replied:
“No...

I'm writing a TV show about a girl named Abigail who moves to the big city

It's called Downtown Abbie.

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