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TIL King George III had a strong distaste for The Colonies

In fact he found them revolting.

“Nothing important happened today”

- personal diary of King George III, 4 July 1776

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A man walks into a bar

and the bartender asks "so what'll it be?"

The man sighs, and takes a seat. After a long pause he says "I'll take a pint of ale, but after I tell you this story, you may end up buying it for me."

"Well, I guess it'd have to be one hell of a story."

"Well, you see, you know that...

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