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Kinder Surprise Jokes

Went to the store to buy a Kinder Surprise, but they'd sold out...

No bueno

The man who invented the Kinder Surprise had died.

The pathologist who does his autopsy is in for a treat.

What do cannibals call pregnant women?

Kinder surprise

What's the difference between a kinder surprise and Michael jackson.

One is a choking hazard for children and the other is a chocolate covered candy

What is the one thing that we will never see happening in the U.S.?

School shooting...


where the shooter is eating a Kinder Surprise Egg.

[NSFW] Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.

It was just After Eight.

They got off at Quality Street.

He asked her name. ‘Polo, I’m the one with the hole’ she said with a Wispa.

‘I’m Marathon, the one with the nuts’ he replied.

He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.

Then he slipped hi...

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