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Kinder Surprise Jokes

Went to the store to buy a Kinder Surprise, but they'd sold out...

No bueno

The man who invented the Kinder Surprise had died.

The pathologist who does his autopsy is in for a treat.

What do cannibals call pregnant women?

Kinder surprise

What's the difference between a kinder surprise and Michael jackson.

One is a choking hazard for children and the other is a chocolate covered candy

What is the one thing that we will never see happening in the U.S.?

School shooting...


where the shooter is eating a Kinder Surprise Egg.
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