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Why was the JavaScript developer sad?

Because he didn't Node how to Express himself

Programmers make bad dating partners

A JavaScript developer will make empty promises and not call you back.

A Java developer will act classy but heโ€™ll treat you as an object.

And a Python developer will take up all the space and everything will move too slow anyway.

My IT Company Got Catfished

They hired a Java Developer remotely but when they finally met him in real life, he turned out to be a JavaScript developer!

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