I made a suitcase out of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
It's jam packed.
Bad tooth NSFW
[Warning: NSFW content, long story]
A man walks into a new bar his friends told him about and they decided to check out together. He goes up to the bartender to give a description of his friends and ask him if he's seen them, but before he gets the question off he sees his friends on the far ...
On my first day working for TSA we searched a neat, sandwich shaped suitcase.
It was jam packed.