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Ito Jokes

So an Australian walks ito a cafe and orders coffe

The barista says “want any creamer”

The Australian replies “Just coffee, mate”

Judge Lance Ito was asked what the difference is between O.J. Simpson and Simba?

He replied: "Simba is an African lion. O.J. Simpson is a lyin' African."

A old man gets called to Income Tax Office

A old man gets called to Income Tax Office.
He goes there with his lawyer.
Income Tax Officer (ITO) : You are so old, and live such a lavish life. We doubt your sources of income and hence have been called here

Old Man: I gamble
ITO: I think you are lying, prove it.

Old Man: ...

How did the Imam get Malaria?

From a Mosque-ito

I was kidnapped by a group of mimes.

They did unspeakable things ito me.

Test

Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening.

"Aye, so I have. 'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints....

What do you call a Muslim bug ?

A mosque-ito.

What do you call a cold burrito?

A burrr-ito

What would you call a cat if it was a Mexican dish?

A purr-ito

What type of insects frequent Muslim places of worship?

Mosque-itos!

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

a b-r-r-r-r-ito

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