Ito Jokes - 11 Hilarious Ito Jokes

So an Australian walks ito a cafe and orders coffe

The barista says “want any creamer”

The Australian replies “Just coffee, mate”

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Judge Lance Ito was asked what the difference is between O.J. Simpson and Simba?

He replied: "Simba is an African lion. O.J. Simpson is a lyin' African."

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A old man gets called to Income Tax Office

A old man gets called to Income Tax Office.
He goes there with his lawyer.
Income Tax Officer (ITO) : You are so old, and live such a lavish life. We doubt your sources of income and hence have been called here

Old Man: I gamble
ITO: I think you are lying, prove it.

Old Man: ...

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How did the Imam get Malaria?

From a Mosque-ito

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I was kidnapped by a group of mimes.

They did unspeakable things ito me.

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Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening.

"Aye, so I have. 'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints....

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What do you call a Muslim bug ?

A mosque-ito.

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What do you call a cold burrito?

A burrr-ito

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What would you call a cat if it was a Mexican dish?

A purr-ito

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What type of insects frequent Muslim places of worship?

Mosque-itos!

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What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

a b-r-r-r-r-ito

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