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How do you think the unthinkable?

With an ithe-berg
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I have two neighbours, one is a dick and the other is nuts.

/rAmITheAsshole

King Arthur must depart to the battlefield.

He requests that the Knights of the Round Table remained within the castle walls in order to protect its citizens should an attack arise. Skeptical of his Queen's loyalty, and the men's self-control, the King asks Merlin to cast a spell on her.

*Should anyone lie with this woman in bed,
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