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Irish Republican Army Jokes

An Irish Republican Army soldier lies on his death bed.

One day, an IRA soldier lies on his death bed, dying of cancer. It's spread too far and couldn't be stopped. The doctor gave him his diagnosis, and only three days to live.

"Quick Moira," he says to his loving wife. "Enroll me as a member of the Ulster Volunteer Force."

"But why?" She...

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The Irish Republican Army are full of crap

It takes some balls to phone ahead politely before setting off a bomb and then claim you're not British.

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