Incognito Jokes - 14 Hilarious Incognito Jokes

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The depressed clown, Pagliacci, visits a therapist incognito.

He spends the hour talking about his depression. Nothing seems worth it anymore. He can’t smile at all. He has no wife or girlfriend to share his life with. Children’s smiles don’t make him happy anymore. His loving little dog doesn’t make him happy. He is at the end of his rope.

Therapist: “...

Once mankind invented Incognito mode

The rest is not in history.

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The Pope decides to go around Rome incognito

He steps into his limousine. All the windows are tinted obviously, so no one can see who's inside. The Pope tells the driver to go around Rome at once. However, the driver is really nervous, because it's the first time he takes the Pope around all alone; usually, His Holiness is surrounded by a doze...

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I always use incognito mode when looking at porn and video game walkthroughs.

I don't want my wife to think I'm a cheater.

What do you call an incognito deer?

An anonymoose

My son asked me what incognito mode was on his computer.

"I don't want you to know," I replied.

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Some people use incognito mode to watch porn.

Just to be safe, I watch porn using Tor through a VPN on my friend's laptop connected to my neighbors wifi.

Which works great until my neighbors find out and tell me to get out of their living room.

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Incognito mode on google chrome is useless..

Everyone in the library can still see me wanking

History is not made by those who use Incognito mode..

Said by a Firefox user.

When a door closes...

and incognito window opens.

Cogito ergo sum.

Incognito ergo cum.

A legendary quote by Mahatma Gandhi

"History is not created by those who browse in incognito mode"

A string walks into a bar...

The tender goes 'Jackass, we don't serve strings here.'
The string leaves the bar and twists and pulls and deforms himself, ruffles his hair a bit and struts back in, incognito.
The tender goes 'Hey, aren't you that string I just kicked out?'
The string answers, 'Frayed knot.'

A man meets a very pretty nun on the bus

and he tries his best to start a conversation, only to be disappointed, when she left the bus not peeping a single word. Noticing this, the bus driver called the guy to sit up front, and he started to tell him that he knew where the nun was going every day, and if he dressed as a priest, he could u...

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