Boss calls his secretary: "Get ready for the weekend, we are going on a business trip."
The secretary calls her husband: "I've to go on a business trip this weekend so take care of yourself"
The husband calls his girlfriend: "Wife is going on a business trip, come home we can have fun"...
Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?
The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.
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