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Hoovering Jokes

I was doing the hoovering in my pants the other day

When I thought to myself ‘how do my bollocks get this dusty?’

What's Iron Man's favorite type of housework?

Hoovering

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3 men die and go to heaven

So, they are waiting outside of the gates of heaven, when a flustered St Peter appears.

He loudly announces that due to overpopulation in heaven, only people who died in tragic ways will be allowed in until further notice.

A look of concern washes over the faces of some of the people ...

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