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Hockey Goalie Jokes

What's the difference between a hockey goalie and a homeless woman?

The goalie showers after 3 periods.

Women make terrible hockey goalies...

Their pads only last one period.

My Girlfriend was really athletic

After all she was on the jv wrestling team, on the football team, and hockey goalie.

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