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What's the difference between a hockey goalie and a homeless woman?

The goalie showers after 3 periods.

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Women make terrible hockey goalies...

Their pads only last one period.

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My Girlfriend was really athletic

After all she was on the jv wrestling team, on the football team, and hockey goalie.

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