The communist party of Russia is having a large gathering with all members...
...and Stalin is giving a speech. Suddenly, someone in the crowd sneezes. Stalin stops his speech, furiously slams down his fist and shouts "Who dared to sneeze while I was talking!? Raise your hand immediately!". The room is silent and nobody raises their hand.
Stalin says: "If nobody raise...
Vinny the Hitman's birthday
On his birthday, Vinny, a professional hitman, is getting ready to go out, when suddenly, a large group of mobsters shows up at hist front door.
"Vinny," say the mobsters, "it's your birthday. Come on, we've booked you an entire restaurant. Let's go."
"Oh my god guys," says Vin...
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