UPJOKE
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There's a highway to hell but a stairway to heaven.

Says a lot about the expected traffic

There's a Stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell

but I don't care because maaaybeee I'm gonna Live Forever ;)

My friend called me in church and I was so embarrassed

My ringtone is highway to hell

A woman walks into a pet shop

She sees a beautiful parrot, and asks the shop keeper if he says any words. The shop keeper says, "If you hold a match under his left foot he sings Highway to hell."

The lady is sceptical at first, but she tries it and the parrot sings Highway to hell. Amazed, she asks the shop keeper what e...

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