A music critic told me I wouldn’t know music if it hit me in the face.
I knew a friend that had that experience
He’s in the hospital because he was listening to hard rock
Here’s my favorite joke
What kind of music does the fossil record play
I bought a guitar made out of diamond..
now I can play some hard rock.
There were two miners were working in a mine. On top there is an office.
Miner A asks Miner B: Why do we have to work in these dirty mines while those guys up there sit in an fully air-conditioned office in their fancy chairs and expensive computers. Miner B: Because they are smarter than ...