I mean they always refer to things you can shove up your asshole, but never like a big race car for grown ups!
Name one truth you've learnt after growing up
Grown ups are good at lying
A salesperson calls a home and the phone is answered by a softly spoken little girl, so quiet she’s hard to hear.
“Hello little girl, can I speak with your mommy?” “No. She’s busy”.
“Sorry? Did you say she’s busy? Well could I speak with your daddy?” “No. He’s busy too”.
“Is there anyone else there?” “Yes, my aunty and uncle”. “Could I speak with one of them?” “No. They’re...
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