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Ted Nugent Jokes

What's the difference between Ted Nugent and a vacuum cleaner?

You have to plug in the vacuum before it sucks.

What is Donald Trump and Ted Nugent’s favorite sports team?

The Dodgers.

(Low, low hanging fruit. My sincerest apologies.)

What's 80 feet long and has 22 teeth?

The front row of a Ted Nugent concert.

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Ted Nugent

Ted Nugent is driving down the interstate late at night when nature begins to call. He sees a sign for a rest stop. He says to himself, "Oh man, I know what goes on at these places at night, but I gotta go!"

So he pulls in to the rest stop, looks in the bathroom and finds it empty. Relieved...

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Q: What animal has an asshole in the middle of its back?

A: Ted Nugents horse

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