What’s the difference between an islamic hide out and an Afghan pine nut farm?
I don’t know, I just fly the drones.
A young lady, jobless and spurned by her lover, heads to the Manhattan docks to drown herself.
She has nothing, no friends, no family, she just wants to end it all.
And as she's about to jump, a handsome young sailor shouts, "stop! Don't do it!!"
And she says, "I've nothing in this world, I might as well end it!"
And he says, "Listen, listen. It's a rotten world, ...
An elephant and an ant got into an argument.
The elephant lost his temper decided he was going to squash the ant.
The ant exclaimed, "ONLY IF YOU CAN CATCH ME!!!!" and ran off.
Elephants is chasing the ant, and as ant rounds a corner, he sees a rabbit.
"Yo, rabbit! Can I hide out in your fur? This elephant wants to kill m...
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A fugitive is on the run and dips into a taqueria
He looks around the room and the only other patron is a Hispanic fellow with tats and a bandanna so he figures that the coast is clear and this is a good place to hide out for a while. The fugitive goes up to order some food when out of nowhere he gets tackled to the floor by the other patron! "Who ...
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