I make a living cleaning Muslim women's head coverings.
It's a dirty hijab, but someone's gotta do it.
A buxom topless dancer went to Mass dressed in her work clothes
The priest stopped her at the door and said “Miss, you can’t go in there like that” She said, “But Father, don’t I have a divine right?!” Father said, “You have a divine left, too, but you can’t take Mass here without a head covering.”
Three vampires are in a cabin in the woods...
The three vampires are sitting together in a cabin talking about their accomplishments as vampires. Soon, they start to brag who's the best vampire. Then they suggest a competition: who can suck the most blood in the least time.
The first one leaves and returns after an hour, his lips ...
Looking back on 10 years of marriage
Wanted to save this story for one of my favorite subs.
When I first met my wife we went on our first date and I was pretty nervous. I wanted to take her somewhere different to break the monotonous “first date” vibe of coffee or drinks so we decided to go to a local apiary to help transpla...
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A group of four lifelong hunters decided to end their careers in the best way possible.
They'd taken down the most dangerous game to be found, all over the world. From saltwater gators, to bull elephants. They were renowned worldwide for having bagged a giant squid some few years back, but they were getting on in age and knew that they'd be unable to keep up with the youngsters before ...
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