Hand Soap Jokes - 9 Hilarious Hand Soap Jokes

A beautiful woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.

The woman seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, runni...

What do condoms and hand soap have in common?

Nobody uses them

Why didn't the store let the man return the hand soap he'd purchased?

It was anti-back-to-retail soap.

A islamic dial ripoff made a new type of hand soap.

Aloe Akbar.

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Did you hear about the guy that was accused of using his boss's hand soap as lube for masturbating?

He came clean.

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Help! I've been robbed!

They stole everything except my deodorant, shampoo and hand soap.

Dirty bastards

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Miraculous Statue

One morning two priests are showering and they realize they did not bring any soap. Father Bob decides he'll run back for the soap. He checks out the hallway, no one is around so rather than get dressed he decides to make a run for it. He checks the hall before heading back to the showers, all clear...

Not Bragging

Not to brag but I used hand soap before it was trending.

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If we used the same logic behind Aftershave...

We would call hand soap ‘Aftershit’.

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