Me: Officer, you can’t give me a ticket. I’m planning to run a half marathon tomorrow.
Cop: Stop playing the race card.
A fitness freak is out for a run one day. She's having a great run, tunes playing through her ear buds, sun shining.
As she sprints blissfully across a road, a massive truck ploughs into her.
The next thing she's aware of is she's standing in a shiny, beautiful place and inately realises, this must be Heaven.
Sure enough, an angel approaches her and tells her, yes she's now in Heaven and gives her a ...
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