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Pet store joke. This one is at least a half century old, but fwiw, I don't remember seeing it here yet...

A woman goes by a pet store and sees a sign saying "We specialize in the rare and unusual." Curious, she steps inside, and casually passes by the almost-usual: snakes, ferrets, tarantulas, macaws. She then notices a steel cage at the back of the store with a terrier-sized furry indistinct animal ...

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Three men die and go to heaven

These three men namely Steve, Joseph and Dave hadn't ever touched alcohol, drugs or cigarettes. After they reach heaven God says,"Since you three have never done anything wrong in your life , you are free to choose whatever you want to do for the next 50 years, but once you enter the room you choose...

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