I used to have a friend named Floyd, but he's Loyd now. He once cursed at my teacher's class, so the teacher beat the F out of him.
A man calls Pizza hut to order a pizza
CALLER: Is this #PizzaHut?
GOOGLE:No sir, it's Google Pizza
CALLER: Sorry, I have Dailed wrong number
GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.
CALLER:Ok, I would like to order a pizza
GOOGLE:Do you want your usual, sir?
CALLER: My usual? You know ...
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