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Great Wall Of China Jokes

Why is the Great Wall of China considered one of the seven wonders of the world?

Because it is an actual long-lasting Chinese product.

I always wanted to see the Great Wall of China

So I booked a Wuhan way ticket

How much does the Great Wall of China weigh?

Wan-ton

Sorry

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An American, a Chinese and an Indian went on a world tour by Air.

The American proudly declared "we have reached my homeland USA" pointing at the Statue of Liberty.

After some hours, the Chinese pointed at the Great Wall of China and exclaimed "friends, we have reached China".

More hours went by and all eyes were on the Indian. He calmly opened the w...

The Great Wall of China proves that Trump's wall will work...

... throughout many centuries no Mexican has ever breached it.

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There is only two man made objects visible from space. The great wall of china and,

Kim Jong Un's giant ass.

cmon guys I cant do this all by myself.

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